mylifeismormon:

Hey brothers and sisters,
Listen to me,
I’m talking to you religiously,
My Mormon Rap will make you see,
That I’m as funky as Donny and Marie.

When I go to church,
I’m in a good mood,
Cause they all treat me
Like a righteous dude.

When I watch tv,
I feel inspired,
Cause I listen to the
Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Mormon, Mormon Rap,
Do the Mormon Rap
Mormon, Mormon Rap,
Do the Mormon Rap

I’m a fine young man,
I’m living clean,
Don’t smoke, don’t drink,
If you know what I mean.
Don’t touch Soda Pop if
It has caffiene,
You might say I’m 
a good little Sunbeam.
I didn’t even date,
Until I turned 16,
I don’t even know
The meaning of the word obscene.
Flipp’n, fetch’n, scruddle-dee-me,
jimminy cricket, and fiddledy-dee!

Chorus

Now Brigham Young,
He’s my main man,
Cause He brought the
Pioneers to the promised Land.
Brother Brigham might be related to me,
I’ll check it out when I do my genealogy.
He didn’t want settle just anywhere,
That’s why we’ve got a place called Temple Square
I wish I could’ve seen ol’ Brigham’s Face
When he said “Yeah baby, this is the place!”

Chorus

I met a mormon girl just yesterday,
Who had a real sweet spirit,
In her own choice way.
I said “Hey, I’m on my way to the Dairy Queen,
Would you like to join me for a bowl of Ice Cream”
She said “Sure, why Certainly,
But you’re gonna have 
to wait til after three,
I’ve gotta give a lesson and a recipe,
To my Relief Society”

I was thinking of another nice place to go,
So I took my baby to the wild road show,
Refreshments look real good to me,
Red punch, white cookies, and mint candy
Then I took her home,
Nice place she had,
That’s where I met her mom and dad,
I said “How do ya do? and I’m pleased to meet ya”
And the door bell rang, it was the Home Teachers
I looked at my baby and she said with a smile,
“We might be here for a little while”
I said “Come On girl, lets go and ride,
Cause we’re gonna be late for the fireside!”

Chorus.

My bishop asked if we’re going steady,
And we said, “No sir, cause we’re not ready,
We’ve got some important things to do,
Like graduate from BYU —
And sometime later in the fall,
I’m gonna recieve my mission call!
Don’t you worry, I’ll be flyin’
Right back home to the land of Zion!”
Put Salt Lake City on the map,
When we all do the Mormon Rap!

Chorus.

“Hey Mom, What are we having for dinner?
Green Jello Salad with Shredded Carrots?
MY FAVORITE!!”
Come on all you kids get in the Station Wagon,
We’re gonna be late for cub scouts!”