Posted 6 months ago

because-healthy-is-sexy:

MelVFitness posted this image on instagram a few days ago with the following caption: 

"Check out my transformation! It took me 15 minutes. Wanna know my secret? Well firstly I ditched the phonewallet cause that shit is lame, swapped my bather bottoms to black (cause they’re a size bigger & black is slimming), smothered on some fake tan, clipped in my hair extensions, stood up a bit taller, sucked in my guts, popped my hip- threw in a skinny arm, stood a bit wider #boxgap, pulled my shoulders back and added a bit of a cheeky “I’m so proud of my results” smile. Zoomed in on the before pic- zoomed out on the after & added a filter. Cause filters make everything awesome.

What’s my point? Don’t be deceived by what you see in magazines & on Instagram. You never see the dozens of other pics they took that weren’t as flattering.” 

http://bit.ly/MVFvoornafoto 

Posted 6 months ago
Posted 6 months ago

tennants-hair:

profrumbleroar:

mountincest:

lovemetoinfinity:

fatdough:

rewind-and-restart:

mountincest:

school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory

it tests my patience

it tests my ability to hold my pee

it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch

whoa

There are four types of people at school.

First you have your Ravenclaws

then your Hufflepuffs

then your Gryffindors

and lastly, your Slytherins.

*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*

Posted 6 months ago

the-girl-with-the-kaiju-tattoos:

theonewhosawitall:

lokithesnarkworld:

staff:

andrew-satan-hussie:

Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal

IT IS MINT GREEN

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I’VE REBLOGGED THIS TWICE BEFORE REALISING THAT THE STAFF SAID THAT!

CLICK THE DAMN URL

(Source: alphadavestriders)

Posted 6 months ago

burnsherlock:

geekishchic:

imaginebenedicts:

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX

doing the do with you know who

I’M SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

he who must not be laid

oh my god

Posted 6 months ago

preceptuponprecept:

artbymoga:

Inspired by every student whose told they can’t be an artist because it doesn’t “make enough money”.

Everyone knows I’m not much of a reblogger, but for this, yes.

#I’veGivenThisSpeechBefore

Posted 6 months ago

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

Posted 6 months ago

thefurrynerd:

hilowethere:

I appreciate soap so much because look at it 

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so much time and careful handiwork must go into making these

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some are pretty beautiful

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or wicked adorable

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you can give it to a loved one

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or just sit there and drool at it

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but you dudes had better appreciate the heck out of your soap

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The Soap Fandom doesn’t fuck around.

Posted 8 months ago

devilishlysweet:

blizatrex:

time to get some puff pastry.

This is important.

(Source: wamwanfood)

Posted 8 months ago

rococopuffs:

realmfighter:

oyezayn:

vladith:

Pakistani teenager Aitzaz Hasan died Monday after tackling a suicide bomber trying to enter his school. By sacrificing himself, he saved the lives of the 2,000 students studying inside. Hasan’s father says, ”My son made his mother cry, but saved hundreds of mothers from crying for their children.”

This is bravery. This is selflessness. This is true courage.

why isnt this all over the worlds newspapers this is truly amazing!!!!!

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Such moving words from his father, and such a brave young man!

(Source: bachvevo)

Posted 8 months ago

I CAN’T WAIT UNTIL MOCKINGJAY

chadleymacguff:

mistlemore:

odalr:

lizthefangirl:

nouis-kisses:

coltonhaynesvevo:

katniss dies

finnick pregnant with triplets

annie and johanna make out

gale discovers district 14

president snow joins the rebellion

prim reaped for the 76th hunger games

omg tag your spoilers

dont forget peetas dance career

but who’s the father for finnick’s kids

haymitch

you forgot that we find out that Gale was really Hannah Montana all along

Posted 8 months ago

rabiesjnke:

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:

only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.

^^^This

(Source: miaouler)

Posted 8 months ago
Posted 8 months ago

circletines:

U EVER THINK ABOUT BOYS IN SUITS AND HOW NICE IT MAKES THEIR SHOULDERS LOOK AND HOW THE SLEEVES MAKE THEIR HANDS LOOK ALL BIG AND HOW THE COLLAR MAKES THEIR JAWLINE LOOK SO SHARP AND HOW THE JACKET FITS THEM TIGHT AT THE WAIST B O Y S

(Source: stephenhawqueen)

Posted 8 months ago

authoritydangerheartkilljoy:

When people constantly tell me “old movies are boring.”

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"Old movies aren’t funny because they don’t swear."

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"There aren’t any cute guys."

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"Are you trying to be a hipster or something?"

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I love old Hollywood movies.

(Source: a-masterpiece-of-understatement)